Hai Friend

Jul 23

neox:

one time i did 9 shots of tequila and sent everyone i know a text saying im so sorry and cried for an hour because i really wanted a pet manatee and my apartment isnt big enough to house a manatee. i dont fuck with tequila anymore

Jul 23

himaruyavevo:

i want to know what would happen if aph netherlands and aph switzerland played monopoly together

Jul 23
Jul 23

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

Jul 23
Jul 23

okaymad:

when you hear people talking shit about someone you don’t like

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Jul 23

always-alltimelow:

avender:

little-killer-girl:

folie-a-deuxme:

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THIS EXISTS 

HOLY SHIT THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

I almost refreshed my dash a second ago. I almost refreshed my dash a second ago and missed this.

OH MY GOD

Jul 23

slay-z:

sometimes i feel like people with a whole lot of followers see a good post by someone without a whole lot of followers and go 

i’m gonna make you famous

Jul 23

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

Jul 23

chanyeol-inc:

“A chip off the old brock”

i am heavily suffocating